Cash Money Moron
Season 5, Episode 23
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Cash Money Moron was the 23rd episode of Season 5 of Hardcore Pawn. It originally aired on May 29, 2012.


Ashley rejects a customer's partial payment for her pawn, stressing that it's pawn shop policy to take only complete payments, but Les honors it, saying that some rules were meant to be broken, as they own the pawn shop. However, that philosophy bites them back when Les takes a trade in for a ring without a receipt, only to find out that he overstated the original price of the ring. Also: a man tries to sell his laptop, but his friend felt that it was not enough. A couple of men try to sell a few strands of George Harrison's hair, but learn that, despite its rarity, is not very valuable. A male beauty school student tries to sell his fur coat, but he's become a subject of attraction -- for all the wrong reasons. A man sells his life-size Betty Boop statue, but not before saying one last goodbye. A woman tries to sell her so-called "Depression" diamond earrings, but when she could not strike a deal, she goes on a destructive rampage. A couple of men try to sell old baseball cards from the 1900s, but learns that their condition affects the value.